1. geekerypokery:

    jeremymcbitchin:

    Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

    i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

    (via steelandsparks)

     
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  3. columbiaskies:

    mad-hattress:

    ghdos:

    whovian-all-over:

    4gifs:

    Mattress Jousting

    FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

    I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

    Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

    I like that they have helmets, like let’ do this really dumb thing but we’re going to be safe about it

    (Source: 4gifs, via homeforimaginaryfriends)

     
  4. sawfinnickodairinhisunderwear:

    dukeofnod:

    "No you fool!! You could fall!!"

    WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN

    (Source: catleecious, via dreamdetective)

     
  5. playsetsapp:

    dragonagefrance:

    Attack on Castle Cousland.
    Artist : http://ranmacmh.deviantart.com/

    Oh wow

    (via fuckyeahwarriorwomen)

     
  6. deans-pudding:

    “oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

    For those who don’t know the story behind this:

    Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

    i cant handle this 

    (Source: wigglytuffs, via loveavpm)

     

  7. I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.

    ckents:

    Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.

    #good old voldy

    (Source: flay-otters, via loveavpm)

     
  8. katfuckingkolb:

    fatxslut:

    Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

    Fer real doe

    (Source: blowsive, via nipple-tits)

     
  9. lulasseth:

    imsorryimovedtoaidanturnerspants:

    hash-tag-whatever:

    Merry: confused awe

    Frodo: confused awe

    Sam: confused awe

    Pippin: finally i’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants 

    so accurate i am choking on my carrot. this is making me giggle harder than it should. I love Pippin so much.

    I don’t think there will come time when I’m not reblogging this. Sorry guys. 

    (Source: dumbledoreisabamf, via audreyii-fic)

     
  10. ironychan:

    mischievousshota:

    indevan:

    simonjadis:

    carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    emeraldcharos:

    wessasaurus-rex:

    kikojaharo:

    This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

     ”What the fuck?” 

    She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

    baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

    confused sharp bunnies

    i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

    i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

    Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

    (via anaisdoki)